Garse Nikal Aya Bothl Bhi Sath Laya

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya 2. Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, toh hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, toh hum behosh ho gaye. Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi meri dress.! Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.

Ghar Se Nikal Aaya Botal Bhi Sath Laya

Barsaat Ke Mausam Mein Tanhai ke Aalam Mein Ghar Se Nikal Aaya Botal bhi Utha Laya.
Naajayaz Year: 1995 Song: Barsaat Ke Mausam Mein Barsaat ke mausam main tanhai ke aalam main.

Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the. Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, 7. Tum aa gaye ho; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen. Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun??? Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon 10.

Kahi dhoop kahi chaao Kaao Kaao Kaao.THE CROW 11. Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno.Bhow.bhow Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: ritu aggarwal on January 14, 2006, 02:43:56 PM. Soldier Soldier.pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri udaa le gaya. Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.

Chand to tu hai hi.sitaare bhee saaath hote!!! Khud ko kar buland itnaa. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche. Aur khuda tumse puche.

Ab utrega kaise ' 4. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan,LIFEBOY O0 Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: STRIKER on January 14, 2006, 03:14:35 PM. Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.;-) Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.

Sangeet ka tarana hua, Shamaa ka parwana hua, Masti ka Mastana hua, Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya - is duniya se ravaana hua. Ramlila se hanuman tha farar, role k liya fit kia 1 sardar. Jo tha bahut hi kamal, ped se chalang mar ka bola jo bole Sonihal, sita maiya SASRIAKAL Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on January 14, 2006, 04:00:29 PM. Guys Its just a trial. Somewat poetic i suppose but still hope u may have fun.

My Request if its not funny Give a big smile. Say hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!

Meri neendh jo udhgayi hey Patha nahi kisey jaganey gayi hey Lotke subha ayegi tho hum kya karein BPO company a better choice:) - Tujhe dhoond the hain yahan se wahan Najane tum woh kahan Dhoondthe dhoondthe kho na jaye hum kahin Patha nahin zinda hey bhiiiii ya nahi:'( Hmmmm may be a dream - Meri sapno mein ek pari ki thara athi ho subha hote hi udh jathi ho Punkh hey Isliye? Kaash mein uss paankh kho kaat detha Hamesha tumhe hamare sung hi rehna padtha kaash aisa hotha thoooo kitna accha hota!!!!! Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on January 17, 2006, 03:21:35 PM. Lo Kallo baat. Hasna manna hai.

Main Ghar Sey Nikal Aaya Botal Bhi Utha Laaya Abhi Zinda Hoon To Jee Leney Jee Leney Do Bhari.

Kuch aisa kar duniya mein kadardaan meherbaan jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye abba jaan abba jan Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo? Tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo? Teray ek ek baal pe joon Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gayi hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya. Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per Tum bhi becahara, hum bhi becahara Fittay mu tumhara, fittay mu hamara Dil kay armaan aanso'oo may bah gaye Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha Rab na dikhaye Tooba Tooba! Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhe Shift delete kar doonga company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain problem hai ki bus voh read only hain shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye dil ko aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain woh nahin jaante ki is d! Il main aur kitne thread hain tumhare samne hain itne sample kabhi hamein bhi pick karo hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to click karo roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warning Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye, Do PC judte judte, Hang kar gaye.

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke. Raste Mein New York Pe. Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya. Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.

Kab Pentagon AAya. Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya. Do Lines Ki Shayaris. Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya 2. Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, toh hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, toh hum behosh ho gaye. Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi meri dress.!

Ghar Se Nikal Aaya Botal Bhi Sath Laya

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain. Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the. Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai.

Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, 7. Tum aa gaye ho; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen. Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun??? Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon 10. Kahi dhoop kahi chaao Kaao Kaao Kaao.THE CROW 11. Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno.Bhow.bhow Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Jamie on February 08, 2006, 05:38:27 AM.

Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe. Howe Kunwari! Jai Hanuman Di. Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa.

Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!! Someday u may lose ur hair. U may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. Coz u cant lose wot u dont have!:P Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great -;) Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: serene on February 11, 2006, 09:03:00 PM. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds.

Open ur eyes! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool. LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire. Continues with smoke.and ends in ashes. Dont worry - we are chain smokers.

True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow. Dear Friendwhen i ask u floweru give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF?. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!. Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on February 13, 2006, 11:01:55 AM. Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain. Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain.

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye. Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo. Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo.

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning. Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS. Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ladkon ki pehchan Yeh Ladkon Ki pehchan Hai Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai MaShoor yeh Shaitan hai Yeh LadkoN Ki pehchan Hai Padhna iSey aata nahi ClaSS kabhi jata nahi Canteen iS ki jaan hai Yeh LadkON Ki pehchan Hai JalSon main Sab Se aagey hain Naron main Sab Se aagey hain Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai Yeh LadkON Ki pehchan Hai Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para Jo larki ghuSSa ho zara Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai Yeh LaRkOuN Ki pehchan Hai Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: serene on February 25, 2006, 06:27:59 PM. Aisa bhi nahin hai keI don't like your face.Par dil ke storage meinno more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikalepehen ke reshmi gown.Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya server down. Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail. Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya. Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!

- Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga. Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga. Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye. Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo. Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo. Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning.Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning. Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain. Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain. SASMIT Title: Re: PAD KAR DEKHO YARO MAST HO JAOGE Post by:!SASMIT!

On March 03, 2006, 08:31:53 PM. Dupatta laal chunari kaa, Lipat kar tujh se rehataa hai, Meri pyaasi nigaaho.n par, hameshaa hansataa rehataa hai.

Kabhi udataa hawaao.n main, Simatataa teri baahon main Kabhi kaandhe pe bekaaboo, Sirakataa firataa rehataa hai. Tere kaanon main kehataa kuchh, Ya seene se lagaa rehataa, Teri dhakan ko gin gin kar, Yeh uthataa girataa rehataa hai. Kabhi teri kamar isski, Girafton main bandhi rehati, Kabhi yeh peeth par kaafir, Khisakataa khinchataa rehataa hai. Kabhi paunchhe paseene ko, Kabhi dhakataa hai soorat ko, Kabho gaalon ko choota hai, Kabhi munh lag ke rehataa hai Kabhi kaaleen ban jaataa, Kabhi godi mai.n sota hai, Tere haathon ko sehlaataa, Satataa mujhko rehataa hai Isse sar na chadhao tum, Dupatta hai meraa dushman, Hamaare darmiyaan har dam, Kyon yeh besharm rehataa hai. Title: Re: PAD KAR DEKHO YARO MAST HO JAOGE Post by:!SASMIT! On March 05, 2006, 07:03:12 PM. Chehray pay meray zulf ko phailaao kisi din kya roz garajtay ho baras jaao kisi din raazon ki tarah utro meray dil pay kisi shab dastak pay meray haath ki khul jaao kisi din khushbu ki tarah guzro meray dil ki gali say phoolon ki tarah mujh pay bikharr jaao kisi din guzrain jo meray gharr say ruk jaayen sitaaray iss tarha meri raat ko chamkaao kisi din main apni har aik saans ussi raat ko daidoon sar rakh kay meray seenay pay.tum so jaao kisi din Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: serene on March 18, 2006, 06:29:27 PM.

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. She explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? He replied laughing, I just love hearing it.

Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: serene on March 21, 2006, 09:48:23 PM. Arz kia hai. Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga.

Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga. Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain. Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain. Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye. Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye. Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hamey bhi pick karo.

Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo. Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning. woh humay ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS. Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhoro, ban jaao meri spouse!. Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi. Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar. Milna hai to mil Isee duniya ke chaman main Phir kya milna hoga, Jab laaash hogi kaphan main. Patharr kyun maarte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do. Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi.

Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar. Milna hai to mil Isee duniya ke chaman main Phir kya milna hoga, Jab laaash hogi kaphan main. Patharr kyun maarte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do. Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi.

Patharr kyun maarte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do. What did Jane say when he she saw the elephants coming over the hill? ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 'Look, here come the grapes!'

(She was color blind.). How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?. Tell Me.

Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant. Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Cool Babs on June 06, 2006, 10:50:18 AM. Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.;-) Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua. Sangeet ka tarana hua, Shamaa ka parwana hua, Masti ka Mastana hua, Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya - is duniya se ravaana hua. Ramlila se hanuman tha farar, role k liya fit kia 1 sardar. Jo tha bahut hi kamal, ped se chalang mar ka bola jo bole Sonihal, sita maiya SASRIAKAL Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Umang on June 12, 2006, 07:05:40 PM.

My First Time' The sky was dark, the moon was high. All alone, just her and I. Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue. I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft, her legs so fine. I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best. I started by putting my hand on her breast. I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart. But slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame. And all at once the white stuff came. At last it is finished.

It is all over now. Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Daredevil on June 28, 2006, 02:23:05 PM.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum:D:D:D O0 O0 Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Daredevil on June 28, 2006, 02:24:58 PM. Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN. Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam. Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam. Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam. Jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.:D:D:D:D:D:D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on June 29, 2006, 05:51:46 PM.

Aisi Apni Wife Ho 5' 6' jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Umar 20 se 22 ho, Aise apni Wife ho. Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho, America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho, Dinner ke time candle light ho, Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho, Milane ke baad dil delight ho, Hey prabhu teri 'smita' meri life ho. Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe 'yaar, tum right ho', Aise apni Wife ho. Kaash yeh concept.0001 percent bhi right ho agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho aisi apni wife ho. Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: amity21 on July 07, 2006, 12:39:28 AM. Hey good ones.Heres a couple from me.

Arz Hai: -;D Car me aage wali seat par bachcho ki vajah se haadse hote hain (or);DPeeche wali seat par haadson ki vajah se bachche hote hain!!;) TV aur Biwi 1. TV Chale remote se; BV chale note se! Jitne Channel TV ke; Utne nakhre BV ke! TV ki screen rangeen; BV kare zindagi gumgeen! TV ko band kiya ja sakta hai; BV ko kabhi nahi! Dono ka bill aata hai (TV - cable ka aur BV - make up ka)! TV aur BV dono current maar sakte hain!

TV aur BV dono naye achche lagte hain!! Keep smiling O0 Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: sweetgurl on September 21, 2006, 01:06:44 PM.

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is 'AKKAL HO NA HO if u need ADVICE MSG ME if u need a FRIEND CALL ME if u need HELP E-MAIL ME if u need MONEY The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again Tere bistar par makdee lage. Tere room mei muchchar phire.

Raat ko light chali jaye. Puri raat garmi lage. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye. GOOD NIGHT Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: V i k on October 02, 2006, 05:00:51 AM.

Puri raat garmi lage. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye. GOOD NIGHT:D:D:D:D O0 O0 O0 Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: serene on October 02, 2006, 04:49:12 PM. Mujhe YAKIN tha tum haan hi bologe karke :( :( A girl checking weight -58. Removed sandal -56.54.Then dupatta.53.Then coin khatam. Sahil was in queue behind her said.

Mujhe YAKIN tha tum haan hi bologe karke :( :( A girl checking weight -58. Removed sandal -56.54.Then dupatta.53.Then coin khatam. Sahil was in queue behind her said. 'you carry on,I will put coins ' :D :D shweta sahi insaan ka naam liya:D:D:D deserves +ve O0:D:D:D:D ali tu saamne aa.

Teri vaat lagaoonga :D :D mein toh yahi hu sahil :D arre mere samne aa. Face to face phir dekhte hain :D theek hai chennai ki ticket bhej mein aata hu :D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 04, 2006, 09:23:33 PM. Mujhe YAKIN tha tum haan hi bologe karke :( :( A girl checking weight -58. Removed sandal -56.54.Then dupatta.53.Then coin khatam. Sahil was in queue behind her said.

'you carry on,I will put coins ' :D :D shweta sahi insaan ka naam liya:D:D:D deserves +ve O0:D:D:D:D ali tu saamne aa. Teri vaat lagaoonga :D :D mein toh yahi hu sahil :D arre mere samne aa. Face to face phir dekhte hain :D theek hai chennai ki ticket bhej mein aata hu :D COME HERE N TAKE THE MONEY OF THE TICK ALSO :D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 04, 2006, 09:25:45 PM. Mujhe YAKIN tha tum haan hi bologe karke :( :( A girl checking weight -58. Removed sandal -56.54.Then dupatta.53.Then coin khatam.

Sahil was in queue behind her said. 'you carry on,I will put coins ' :D :D shweta sahi insaan ka naam liya:D:D:D deserves +ve O0:D:D:D:D ali tu saamne aa. Teri vaat lagaoonga :D :D mein toh yahi hu sahil :D arre mere samne aa. Face to face phir dekhte hain :D theek hai chennai ki ticket bhej mein aata hu :D COME HERE N TAKE THE MONEY OF THE TICK ALSO :D tera credit card number de mujhko :D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 04, 2006, 09:27:19 PM. Mujhe YAKIN tha tum haan hi bologe karke :( :( A girl checking weight -58. Removed sandal -56.54.Then dupatta.53.Then coin khatam.

Sahil was in queue behind her said. 'you carry on,I will put coins ' :D :D shweta sahi insaan ka naam liya:D:D:D deserves +ve O0:D:D:D:D ali tu saamne aa.

Teri vaat lagaoonga :D :D mein toh yahi hu sahil :D arre mere samne aa. Face to face phir dekhte hain :D theek hai chennai ki ticket bhej mein aata hu :D COME HERE N TAKE THE MONEY OF THE TICK ALSO :D tera credit card number de mujhko :D yeh le 1234 5678 9012 3456 Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 04, 2006, 09:29:32 PM. Mujhe YAKIN tha tum haan hi bologe karke :( :( A girl checking weight -58. Removed sandal -56.54.Then dupatta.53.Then coin khatam. Sahil was in queue behind her said. 'you carry on,I will put coins ' :D :D shweta sahi insaan ka naam liya:D:D:D deserves +ve O0:D:D:D:D ali tu saamne aa.

Teri vaat lagaoonga :D :D mein toh yahi hu sahil :D arre mere samne aa. Face to face phir dekhte hain :D theek hai chennai ki ticket bhej mein aata hu :D COME HERE N TAKE THE MONEY OF THE TICK ALSO :D tera credit card number de mujhko :D yeh le 1234 5678 9012 3456 tera card bhi teri tarah fraud hai :D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Girija on October 04, 2006, 09:57:40 PM. Kuch bhi kahe ye jahain hum vo kaam kar jayeinge, uski mohhabbat main duniya ko ek tohfa de jayenge, dil to hamara bhi kisi shanshah se kam nahi bus, ek mumtaj mile jaye 'Dillli' ko bhi ek tajmahal de jayenge:D.

Aur mein chennai mein banaoonga :D :D Chale Ga Mammu:cool::cool: par prob kya hain na kii mujhe ek nahi bahut mumtaj hian. Itne taj mahal banane mein bahut karcha hoga :D To Kya hua Loan Le lena:D:D:D:D:D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 10, 2006, 11:35:41 AM. Kuch bhi kahe ye jahain hum vo kaam kar jayeinge, uski mohhabbat main duniya ko ek tohfa de jayenge, dil to hamara bhi kisi shanshah se kam nahi bus, ek mumtaj mile jaye 'Dillli' ko bhi ek tajmahal de jayenge:D. Aur mein chennai mein banaoonga :D :D Chale Ga Mammu:cool::cool: par prob kya hain na kii mujhe ek nahi bahut mumtaj hian. Itne taj mahal banane mein bahut karcha hoga :D To Kya hua Loan Le lena:D:D:D:D:D apne ko loan ke chakar mein padne kii aadat nahi hain. Par if u gonna repay it then i don mind :D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on October 10, 2006, 11:37:20 AM.

Kuch bhi kahe ye jahain hum vo kaam kar jayeinge, uski mohhabbat main duniya ko ek tohfa de jayenge, dil to hamara bhi kisi shanshah se kam nahi bus, ek mumtaj mile jaye 'Dillli' ko bhi ek tajmahal de jayenge:D. Aur mein chennai mein banaoonga :D :D Chale Ga Mammu:cool::cool: par prob kya hain na kii mujhe ek nahi bahut mumtaj hian. Itne taj mahal banane mein bahut karcha hoga :D To Kya hua Loan Le lena:D:D:D:D:D apne ko loan ke chakar mein padne kii aadat nahi hain. Par if u gonna repay it then i don mind :D AAYSE kUCH NAHI HAI PATA HAI NA DOSTI PAKKI-JAB KARCHA AAPNA AAPNA 8) Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 10, 2006, 11:38:49 AM. Kuch bhi kahe ye jahain hum vo kaam kar jayeinge, uski mohhabbat main duniya ko ek tohfa de jayenge, dil to hamara bhi kisi shanshah se kam nahi bus, ek mumtaj mile jaye 'Dillli' ko bhi ek tajmahal de jayenge:D. Aur mein chennai mein banaoonga :D :D Chale Ga Mammu:cool::cool: par prob kya hain na kii mujhe ek nahi bahut mumtaj hian. Itne taj mahal banane mein bahut karcha hoga :D To Kya hua Loan Le lena:D:D:D:D:D apne ko loan ke chakar mein padne kii aadat nahi hain.

Par if u gonna repay it then i don mind :D AAYSE kUCH NAHI HAI PATA HAI NA DOSTI PAKKI-JAB KARCHA AAPNA AAPNA 8):D:D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: ♠Sumar♠ on October 10, 2006, 09:22:38 PM. Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would make a movie 'software kephool ' & include this song: yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya, yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya; yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai? Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? Har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? Jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai? Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on October 12, 2006, 07:03:16 PM. Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo, Bhale mujhse lelo yaha ka ye Visa, Magar mujhko lauta do college ki sabse - purani nishaanee Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi, Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna, Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa.

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa, Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa, Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa, Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa, Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa, Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana, Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana, Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 15, 2006, 08:02:52 AM. Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo, Bhale mujhse lelo yaha ka ye Visa, Magar mujhko lauta do college ki sabse - purani nishaanee Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi, Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna, Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa. Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa, Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa, Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa, Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa, Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa, Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana, Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,:D:D:D Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: keira on October 15, 2006, 10:02:09 AM. Kya karati ki kya ki Hatha me hath milake, Hatha me hath milake, anguthi churake chali gayi, abhi gale milne ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki chay pine ko aake, chay pine ko aake, soccer churake chali gayi, abhi full meals ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki. Pahalich mulakat me, pahalich mulakat me, five star me chuna lagai, abhi date pe leke jao bolari, kya karati ki kya ki.

Sagai sagai bolake, sagai saagi bolake, puri shopping karali, abhi shadi shadi bolari kya karati ki kya ki. Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: ♠Sumar♠ on October 15, 2006, 01:13:39 PM. Kya karati ki kya ki Hatha me hath milake, Hatha me hath milake, anguthi churake chali gayi, abhi gale milne ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki chay pine ko aake, chay pine ko aake, soccer churake chali gayi, abhi full meals ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki. Pahalich mulakat me, pahalich mulakat me, five star me chuna lagai, abhi date pe leke jao bolari, kya karati ki kya ki. Sagai sagai bolake, sagai saagi bolake, puri shopping karali, abhi shadi shadi bolari kya karati ki kya ki.:D:D:D:D:D gud one Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: ♠Sumar♠ on October 15, 2006, 01:16:57 PM. Kya karati ki kya ki Hatha me hath milake, Hatha me hath milake, anguthi churake chali gayi, abhi gale milne ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki chay pine ko aake, chay pine ko aake, soccer churake chali gayi, abhi full meals ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki.

Pahalich mulakat me, pahalich mulakat me, five star me chuna lagai, abhi date pe leke jao bolari, kya karati ki kya ki. Sagai sagai bolake, sagai saagi bolake, puri shopping karali, abhi shadi shadi bolari kya karati ki kya ki.:D:D:D:D:D gud one thnx ali Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: on October 15, 2006, 01:18:28 PM. Kya karati ki kya ki Hatha me hath milake, Hatha me hath milake, anguthi churake chali gayi, abhi gale milne ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki chay pine ko aake, chay pine ko aake, soccer churake chali gayi, abhi full meals ko aari, kya karati ki kya ki. Pahalich mulakat me, pahalich mulakat me, five star me chuna lagai, abhi date pe leke jao bolari, kya karati ki kya ki. Sagai sagai bolake, sagai saagi bolake, puri shopping karali, abhi shadi shadi bolari kya karati ki kya ki. LOL.the best one so far.:D deserves a + karma.

Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: keira on October 16, 2006, 09:03:07 AM. Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo, apne dil ki iss HARD DISK par ab aur kitni FILES daloo! - Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao, janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao! - Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai, warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

- Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho, mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho! - Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai, par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai! - Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai, warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

- Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style, aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE! - Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar, humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar! Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: file not found!

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga. Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga. Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye. Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo. Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe kabhi to 'double-click' karo. Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning.

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'. Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage mein there is no more 'disk space'. Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'.

Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female. Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya computer, kya e-mail. Dil se ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection 'time out' ho gaya.

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain. Problem yehi hai ki voh ab 'read only' hain. Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: ║▌▬MΔǥπΞ▬▐║ on November 02, 2006, 05:53:26 PM. Insan k ander msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hia k chahe us pagal ffool bewaqoof nalaiq ko kitni bhi galiyan parh rahe ho neeche tak parhta zaroor hai tum door q jate ho ab apne aap ko hi dekh lo yeh pata hote houe bhi k is msg mein kuch nahi hia phir bhi parhe ja rahe ho parho parho bilkul last tak parhna ab tum soch rahe ho k yeh bakwas msg khatam ho aur mien bhi kisiko yehi msg fwd kark preshan karon to karlo ab tumhari bari hai Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: XXXMan on November 07, 2006, 05:49:14 PM. Actually kya hai k woh i hope u understand actually i wanna say woh yeh k acha ab boloon kya??

Hope u dont mind plz try to understand bas yeh he tou kehna hai k ab samajh jaoo baat bohat chotee hai woh yeh k darte hoon k ghusa aa jaye ga tumhay uffff kaisay boloon ok actually baat yeh hai k woh yeh k ok listen carefully oooh listen nahin i mean read t carefully wid full concentration daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh rahe hoon sirf 3 words he tou hain ufffff its too difficult ok im gonna say dat HOW R U?? Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: mrjeeth on November 07, 2006, 08:47:46 PM. Dosti samander hai,dosti kinarah hai, Acchey dost ki dosti jeeney ka sahara hain. Pholoo ne ammrit ka jam behja hai, Suraj ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko nayi subha tahe Dil se humney paigham bheja hai.

Chan agar roshan hai to roshni tum ho, Phool agar khusbodar hain to kushboo tum ho, Barf agar thandi hai to thandak tum ho, Hum agar zinda hain to zindagi tum ho. Khuda se mainey aik dua mangi, Dua main apni maut maingi, Phir khuda nai mujh se kaha, Maut to tujhey main dein doo, Par use kya kaho jis ney teri lambi umar mangi. Title: Re: Shayari padhna jante ho Post by: Suha Shaikh on November 16, 2006, 12:34:41 PM. O0 O0 O0 PRAYER O0 O0:D HE MERE ALLAH, MAIN Han klla. Radhe -Radhe, kudi milade.

Jai shree ram, sohna hove Naam. Jai Hanumaan Di.

Hove Mere HAAN DI. HARE MURARI, HOVE KUNWARI. JAI MAA KALI.

HOVE PAISE WALI. WAHE GURU I THE KHALSHA, EK KUDI DI LALSHA. WAHE GURU DI FATEH, GORI GORI FASSE. JAI SHRI KRISHANA, PURA HOVE MISSSION.

O0 O0 THANX SEREENE,ALI,VIK,SEEMI,KERIA +K U NICE KEEP T UP.LAGE RAHO. Title: Humaari nazar bohat kuch keh deti hai Post by: Chahat Agrawal on November 26, 2006, 10:49:07 AM. Pass hone ki tammana ab humare dil mai hai dekhna hai jor kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pad raha hu aaj kal mai kursiyo pe pair pasarkar ab meri padai ke charche har ghar ki mahefil mai hai result aane de tujhe bata denge e university hum abhi se kya bataye kya humare dil mai hai kheech ke layi hai humko aaj percentage banane ki umeed dekhna hai jorr kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pass hone ki tamanna ab humare dil mai hai Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by:.♥Aman♥. on December 05, 2006, 08:10:42 PM.

Pass hone ki tammana ab humare dil mai hai dekhna hai jor kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pad raha hu aaj kal mai kursiyo pe pair pasarkar ab meri padai ke charche har ghar ki mahefil mai hai result aane de tujhe bata denge e university hum abhi se kya bataye kya humare dil mai hai kheech ke layi hai humko aaj percentage banane ki umeed dekhna hai jorr kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pass hone ki tamanna ab humare dil mai hai:D:D:D:D +k Title: Zahar deta hai mujhe koi dava deta hai Post by: Chahat Agrawal on December 08, 2006, 11:01:22 AM. Pass hone ki tammana ab humare dil mai hai dekhna hai jor kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pad raha hu aaj kal mai kursiyo pe pair pasarkar ab meri padai ke charche har ghar ki mahefil mai hai result aane de tujhe bata denge e university hum abhi se kya bataye kya humare dil mai hai kheech ke layi hai humko aaj percentage banane ki umeed dekhna hai jorr kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pass hone ki tamanna ab humare dil mai hai:D:D:D:D +k:thanks: for the +ve dear Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: $$.RoH@N4U.$$ on December 08, 2006, 11:44:12 AM. Pass hone ki tammana ab humare dil mai hai dekhna hai jor kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pad raha hu aaj kal mai kursiyo pe pair pasarkar ab meri padai ke charche har ghar ki mahefil mai hai result aane de tujhe bata denge e university hum abhi se kya bataye kya humare dil mai hai kheech ke layi hai humko aaj percentage banane ki umeed dekhna hai jorr kitna examiner ki refil mai hai pass hone ki tamanna ab humare dil mai hai:D:D:D:D +k:thanks: for the +ve dear O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: Rohit Bava on December 08, 2006, 12:24:12 PM. Zara si Baat per her Rasam tor aayaa tha Dil-e-Tabaah ne b kyaa Mijaaz paya tha Maaf karna saki Meri Zindagi Mujh ko Wo ek lamha, k mai Tujh se Tang aaya tha Shagufta Phool Simat ker Kali bane jese Kuch is tarah se Tum ne Badan churaaya tha Guzar gaya hai koi Lamha-e-Sharar ki tarah Abhi to mai use Pehachaan b na payaa tha Pata nahi k Mere baad un per kyaa guzri Mai chand Khuwaab Zamaane mai chor aaya tha Title: Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Post by: Chahat Agrawal on December 11, 2006, 12:51:31 PM. Wo to majborioon main lipti hain Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain Apne reeti or rawajoon se Any waley naye azaboon se Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain Or her lamha darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti!!! Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: mrjeeth on December 18, 2006, 09:38:40 PM.

Dil hai tera dariyaa.Aankhen hain teri jheel So my darling. What's the big-deal?? Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai. Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Title: Re: Shayari padhna jante ho Post by: A R S H on January 05, 2007, 11:40:56 AM. Biwi par essay- biwi ek paltu prani hai, ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.

Iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai. Karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hai. Shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai.

Inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai. Hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai. Ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi jatayenge. Dhanyawad Title: Re: TOTAL NONSENSE Post by: ♥♥♥♥Delight♥♥♥♥ on January 15, 2007, 06:29:30 PM.